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How To Deal With Customers Who Say Your Coffee Is Expensive

In Cambodia you can buy iced (condensed) milk coffees from local street vendors for less than 2,000 riel (0,5 US dollars). However, at your hipster cafe, possibly in a gentrified area that may be described as ‘quaint’ by foreign tourists, sensible hipsters expect your coffees to be priced from 8,000 riel (2 US dollars) or […]

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Common Green Plants To Liven Up Your Bland Hipster Cafe In Cambodia

When you enter a hipster cafe, pay closer attention to their indoor and outdoor green plants. If they didn’t exist, how would the vibe or atmosphere change? We often rely on these green plants to add a natural, vibrant feel to our poorly furnished hipster cafes. These green plants also promote feelings of comfort and

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How To Make Instagrammable Food That Attracts Hoards Of Hipsters

It’s important that your hipster cafe serves Instagrammable food. If your hipster cafe doesn’t serve Instagrammable food, it risks vanishing despite technically existing. The shallow life of hipsters revolves around social media (TikTok, Instagram, Facebook, etc), only validating and giving existence to things that are constantly present in the form of comments, photos and videos.

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